When you jam too many songs with the word"California" inside, you start analyzing, why the blue hell would people write so many songs about California. Hotel California is on the spin now, think you people will probably hear my band play it some time this year. After A Levels of course, Deon is actually quite stressed-out by the upcoming A Levels. Never has any exam made this cheeky dude almost pee in his pants. Well, as you all know, stress can make you pee in your pants especially, if decide to hold on to much precious liquids for eons, you never know when the leeve breaks. Check this out, what a shame, http://www.housequake.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=48117 .

Now, now, people, put yourself in her shoes and stop laughing. Yes, in case you were wondering, Deon feels sad for her.


People participating in Thick-fest tomorrow, I strongly advice you to cut down on the alcohol, A Levels are approaching and it won't be wise to get brain damage now, just 2 shots would be sufficient to get your blood system running, nothing more than that. Just because there's an expected Vodka buffet doesn't mean you have to finish everything. Get that Singaporean mentality outta ya shell.

Thick, if you are reading this, what do you want for your birthday? Actually, the only thing which came into Deon's mind was food, but I guess you would have had enough for tomorrow, so the only thing I can do now is offer myself. As in, my company.

Ok, Man Utd's match is at 7.45p.m Hk time tomorrow, followed by Arsenal and Chelsea. So those going for Thick-fest, expect Deon to nua on Thick-sofa, and do Thick-activity (Thickivity- new word invented by Deon, wah not bad, Deon so creative, HOR HOR HOR?), but don't expect Deon to turn thick. All fellow Nuaers are expected to join in the Nuaing.

Learned something new today, "howieS". A dear someone shared with me her very best word in her vocab yet, "howieS". Usually that reminds you of a name, but to her, it's the act cute (notice the tension on act) version of, "how". Now howieS ridiculous is that. Die lah, still haven't thought of a good present for Thick, howieS howieS howieS. Okay, it does sound disgusting now.

I have invented something else today, (Ha, creative ain't I), BHB EXPRESS. The only manager, CEO and staff in it is GOH HU*SHAN. It's a non-profit organization which goes around and exclaims, "I'm cute!" Somehow I have this feeling L*m Jie will be it's Assistant Manager soon. Just imagine, "HowieS do you do Sir, I'm CUTE!" .......... Sheesh.

Deon has gone off to think howieS his gonna spend his night