Welcome to Deon's opening ceremony.

As you know, today is a very special day and without further ado, lets invite our man-of-the-day to cut the ribbon.

*Deon cuts ribbon*

*Applause*

Ok, so this is official, I'm opening this blog for self entertainment. Well, I'm bored ok. And that day when DonutPrincess talked about blogs, it gave me a great idea to start one. Har har. Yes, its totally the opposite of what she wants us to do but, look at my face. I don't give a fish. Credit to her for being that inspiring.

As you peeps should know by now, Adolescent'sP*nisConsumer, the person in charge of the school I was from, has decided to be smart and wants to change it to a co-ed school. Yeah right, real smart indeed.

In my opinion, thats bullsh*t. Ok, I admit that VS wasn't exactly that merciful in stressing kids out but hey, I survived the ordeal and it has groomed me into something. At least I'm a well-groomed p*ssy now. But, traditions baby, its allll about traditions. It's so friggin' important, now, which son of a **tc* can't recognise that. Anyway, I'm totally agaisnt it and if VS does become some p*ssy infested school, I'm never going back there. Sorry to all the ah gers out there but its about my ala mater here so please take it with a pinch of salt. This is bull, this is bull. I, as the ex-BM and student Instructor, the so called "creme de la creme" of VS, is mutta-**ckin' agaisnt this sh*t. I only have one thing to say to that smart*s*. Pack up your moes and leave the school before we kick your ar*e.

Anyway, enough of that, my studying plan has thoroughly failed and my prelims are rather screwed. Decided to pace myself for the A levels instead and hopefully score well or average. People, do a kind deed and invite Deon out for a study period ya?

Even though school is finally coming to an end, *Pauses for applause*, its getting more boring instead of getting more interesting. I can't believe it, this is lame and b*llsh*t. The only thing that made it all worth coming to school is getting to know all the nice people and joining band and soccer. Awww...

Cheeky Deon is off!