
Ever thought, which age you wished to be married? I wish to be married at 25. See, 25 is just nice, your still young and you could maximise your sexuality to find a stunning bride. Also, men peak at around 18-20 (for being super horny and such, read it somewhere). So like anything over 20 is 2nd grade. So chicks, don't hold back (A-hurhurhur). But, I don't know, see if you drag on past 27 or 28, sooner or later you hit 30 still being single, and before you know it, your are a 40 year old virgin. I mean, sex is not the main cause of marriage, but it could be the main clause. Anyway, 25 is a good age. It's the ideal but totally not compulsary. Besides, I always have my precious drumset. So.. May, which age do you want to be married?
Speaking about May, she grabbed the limelight today for the new funky hairdo. And people around were going like, "EH MAY! WTF happen to your hair, hahaha.. (Sarcastically)" Don't worry May, you made Deon proud today, helping him realise 2 things.
1.) Try your best not to mess with your fringe.
2.) Do not use your Mom's office paper shredder to experiment with "never-seen-before" hairdos.
Yeah, actually I realise, to witness true beauty, just imagine a woman shaven. If you think that she's still beautiful, then the woman is indeed a true beauty. Check out cleanly shaven (at the head) actresses parading down the red carpet on channel 80, SCV. Ain't it true. I think the phrase, "its the face.." is freaking true.
Ok, from next week on, its 'pia' all your subjects till end of A Levels. I realised that the past 3 wks zoomed by like the frequency of my dog farting, and with 6 weeks remaining, gosh, we really should buck up. GP was a flop just like my other subjects. Tsk, slacking does no good. I guess I will be spending half the time at home studying in the morning, and going in the afternoon to study also. While I keep myself busy studying, time flies even faster! Woot!
I think using fancy and flowery language is sometimes really not that attractive. Take a look at the Beatles. Their poetry (Mainly done by John Lennon) is really simple, but its also straight to the point, pure and very true and easy to relate. Hmmm.. I have decided to be totally Singaporean about this. So, ya lor, we should just present ourselves as we are, and just do it the Singapore way. Maybe one day there will be examinations for Singlish and it will emerge as an international language that the highly populated China, Indian and Western countries can use. So don't worry deh, we should just use simple and natural language la.
Cause, being natural is the most beautiful thing on Earth.
Cheekydeon has gone off. To do something, I guess.
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