Once upon a time, after taking their dinner at the newly erected Spizza's located in the proximity of Serangoon Gardens, 3 little pigs decided to study at Coffeebean. Being the cheapskates they are, they decided to buy the "daily brew" cause you could top it up for 1 buck. Originally the coffee tasted like the air in the cafe toilet, but after adding much syrup and milk it became acceptable. But thats besides the point, anyway, as they were deeply absorbed in studying (which was occasionally interrupted by parts of the new sound clip of 2 men quarreling online), they suddenly decided to message PorkBurgerKing, just to disturb him. As you all may know by now, his alter ego is Nicholas (correction). Now, how weird is that? Anyway, he messaged back and sounded super lame, claiming his name was Mark Chan (very much enthusastically), and that he don't know who smsed him. So people, from now on, when you see dearest PorkBurgerKing trotting around the compounds of our instituition, please acknowledge his presence and call him - Mark.

Another thing about PorkBurgerKing; ever wondered why he is called Nicholas? Cause in his younger, immature days, he used to scribble that name on his book. Imagine, little innocent PorkBurgerKing, sitting in an insolated corner, doodling on his valued notepad, then in a very gay manner, giggling to himself. Tee-hee-hee *Snort snort*. And I presume he did that in a subconcious manner. Dude, ... whats happening? Your scaring me dude.

I have nothing much to say about the above action la, Except.


AIYERRR.

Cheekydeon has gone off to check on his sexual orientations.