*NEWS FLASH!*

Are arts faculty boys more feminie or not? Today, during the fire drill, 3 umbrellas were spotted hovering over the charismatic arts fact throng. Of which, 2 had S*ngapore Chines* Girls School printed on it, whilst the 3rd was gay blue in color. Surprisingly, as they were pointed out, the umbrellas were held by self-proclaimed lesbian - Aaron Thng, zoo display - Andre Hor and, Jay from a very much, well-disciplined class. And if you watched closer, yours truly and Daniel from thy class, decided to take shelther under the very bright and cheery blue umbrella. I think its true. The boys in arts fact are becoming more feminine. The guys would be going like, aiyer, whats happening? But all you chicks out there, please note, that arts fact guys are just more snagish than your regular science fact guy. You see, we have this intangible ability to reach down deep inside to acknowledge our emotions and expose our deeper, more vibrant side. That makes us more desirable in the new century. Muahahah. Desire us. Drop me a line if your interested. (Chicks only)

Okay. Seriously, whats wrong of holding an umbrella while standing under the hot sun. Ever heard of heat stroke. And what gives the teachers the right to question us, especially when they are standing in the shade while we suffer under immense heat. Like pluuuease, stand under the sun first LAH. (With all due respect to the teachers though.)

I'm so glad that school is finally ending. It's be a roller coaster ride these past 2 years, no doubt, JC life is very hard to endure, especially when it comes to what we all hate - studying. You see, the first word which came to my mind immediately when asked to describe what I will do after the As was HAVOC. Ya. Wonder what farewell assembly will be like. Should have gone AC, but too late to regret. See, what Thng said is true, ugly people go into AC and come out hot, hot people go in and come out super hot. (In most cases that is) I only see deterioration in my instituition. Anyway, luckily the reason I joined the school (band) came out right.

Today was a funny day for PorkBurgerKing. He didnt button up properly in the morning, skipping one button and as a result got his collar super high up and got commented that he looked like a cheena man. Then he was talking co*k during lessons, commenting on how short his ex-students skirt was and that she was ugly when he fell backwards as the table gave way. PorkBurgerKing, PorkBurgerKing... wassup dude. Oh ya, speaking of him, sometimes he gives me the feeling that his a snag, despite the very lame exterior. He may look like shit outside but taste like chocolate inside ya?

44 more days to the As. Rhymes huh? Quickly! Come quick. 44 more days to freedom people. Who wants to date Deon after this, feel free to drop him a line. Well at least do it before I shave bald.

Cheekydeon is bored!