Just returned from some lousy, unsatisfying, tasteless restaurant family dinner. Yes, trust me people, especially young people, restaurant food kinda sucks. Fish & Co or N.Y.D.C anyday baby. ANYWAY, the topic on the way home was about homosexuality. Before I comment on anything, I would like to openly declare that I am... 200% super-straight. I like girls only. Of course pretty girls and stuff. Ya, not your neighbourhood ah-mas.

Anyway, my mother and I were like ok with gays, cept my dad wasnt.

Deon: Actually gays are okay, as long as they don't ji-siao you.
Dad: Huh, how come, they are "bian tai".
Mum: Aiyoh, where got...
Deon: Ya la, bian tai is only when they stalk you la. I have a few friends who are gay and they are very nice people wad..
Dad: Don't mix with them la.
Deon: Its ok one LA.
Mum: Ya la.
Dad: You know I used to have this friend whose son became gay, so sad hor..
Deon: ..

Ok, actually gays are fine what, as long as they don't disturb you. Infact, some of them are very nice people. Actually we can witness that people like Kok Hoe, has something against gays. When he hears or sees anything related to gays, he laughs. For all you know, his a closet gay. We should treat gays normally, slong as they don't ji-siao-siao you. Let society accept gays. What if your son becomes gay one day? Yeah. Kok Hoe should be named Gay Hoe, any gay could visit him to put their *ahem* into his hole. Or Tau should be called Tau Gay cause it sounds yummy. Aiyah, wtf am I talkin about. Ya, just don't discriminate gays la. Ya, but I gotta admit, if a gay does ji-siao you, it can be quite scary.
















Aiyer. People, erase this image from your minds haha.

Cheekydeon, is straight hor.