.Tuesday, September 13, 2005√
The UCK Board.

After completing a marathon of writing 32 pages for my literature and geography papers in 6 hours, the Toh-Brain is not functioning straight (as in not working properly, and not at all gay), and his fingers were shivering while buying white grain bread from Gardenia just now. Have you ever wonder why schools place 2 important papers in one day? Doing a 3 hour paper for me is unforgiving already, I mean, I can't even tie the scripts accurately after my fingers just got raped.

Well, at least there were some exam class (it ain't exam hall for the arts faculty cause we are a puny bunch and at most, we could fill up classrooms, which are actually less mentally demanding considering the homely-feel of the surroundings.) drama incidents happening.

Her Majesty (as quoted from AMANDA TAN ZI LING, 0.9m) <--- (Just joking la), was in a helluva bad mood today. Her hair which is usually short, neat and tider then your average class nerd was like an Englishman's patch and yeah, any experienced student could guess it. Mood swings can be terribly violent you know?

Anyway she scolded Lee Tian Ming and B Ng for writing their names on their blank sheets of paper. And we could start seeing people like Hor Jia Hao panicking frantically trying not to get spotted by Her Majesty for doing the same.

Then at the end of the papers, Jie kinda screwed up his paper arrangements, and had to face Her Majesty vis-a-vi. Yes, as all could easily guess, he panicked like dog crap and was shivering and trying to cut and then re-tie his scripts.

Ah well. Why did they arrange 2 gruelling papers on the same day. I mean, 6 hours of examinations are no joke. I'm just freaking tired now.

One day I'm gonna join the ministry and arrange a 9 hour kick arse paper for educators. Its gonna ask them brain-squeezers and not brain-teasers. "Before you flip to the next page, write a 2000 word essay about your private lives and any sexual content would render better grades." And on the next page "The examination officially starts on this page, please answer the next 150 mathematical questions for the degree level. You have 4 hours and no use of the calculator. For any question that is undone or wrong, we will deduct 5 words from your previous essay." And on the next page "Write about the students that you punished and the reasons that you punished them for. For every student you punished, please write at least500 words about them. A failure to name at least 10 students would prove to the world how useless your are. B*tch." And on the last page, "For every student punished we shall deduct five marks from your total score. Please note if you fail the paper you must retake it or be fired. Thank you from your time. Ssybal Nom (F*ck you in Korean)."

Great revenge script? It will be known as the F-Levels, started by my private (members are by invites only), high social class, very bitchy and totally kool, UberCoolKlub. For Kool Klubbers only.

Cheekydeon has gone to waste his time on bed.
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