Eh yo, wassup yo. Juz cause I'm a yellow boy (boa) ain't mean I ain't listen-in to no hip-hop yo. Kum dog said I ain't got (gat) no nigger in me. Truth is, under that skin, beats a heart of a true blue nigger yo. Wassup wit choo, I a chigger. WAH LAO EH. Ok la, I don't listen to much rappin and hoppin but I will la, Kummie. Kummie sounds weird yo. Its like 'commie commie here you little kummie.' It sounds like the howieS thingy. (Refer to previous posts)

Ok, I need a little help here. Remember the Carlsberg Advert with all-so-hot Jennifer Aniston being too short to reach for the six-pack and needed the guy's help? Yeah, the song playing behind was "Happy Together", but wtf sang it? ...Hmm... I'm having a difficult time here. Need everyone to 'sheng chu yuan shou.' (Stretch out round hand.)

Haven't you all noticed lately that the English Premier League's standard has improved? More tycoons are pumping in cash to buy worldclass players. This only means that every club which sells a big player will recieve more dough to buy other good players. I mean, look at the EPL's standard now, every club has someone big, except Sunderland. Ha. Maybe one Day Symphonic Saint's Loser League will have more and more and higher quality losers to entertain us all.

Mr and Mrs Toh have cancelled your subscription to those useless Hongkong programmes that stream endless hours of oldies. *Applause* Now, we have signed up for other programmes. One which catch my immediate attention today was one particular channel called "E-news" (Or something like that) Basically, its a channel which captures all the Hollywood ongoings and red carpet stuff. Also, it acts like the paparazzi and also talks about hip stuff in the states to glorify the western culture. I swear I could have sat mindlessly infront of the tube man, it was really quite interesting to see how Snoop Dog made it big and got half his clan killed. I'm telling you, if I fail my exams - blame the tube.

Today was a bad day to play drums. Sob.

Cheekydeon has gone off to do nuts.