There you are
In the pound
With ears so big
and eyes so round

Sticking your tongue
Into the air
Hyperventilating
Like you just dont care

On to the ground
Like a frog
So fat and bubbly
Like a lord

Oh lord frog
You've stolen our hearts
But facts show that
You're a piece of lard.

This poem is dedicated to Lord Frog, the black Pug which me and dearie came across during our visit to the pound.